Haha the series of unfortunate events started when sijin said, "auntie, 帅哥来了" at golden rooster. Which promptly spurred a chain of events that went like this:
- exploding lemon juice bottle results in splattered lemon sauce all over
- exploding pao pao cha cup results in a temporary sea of tea
- sugarless drink O_o
- me and den kena too! forced to take bus back to coro through a series of scams -_-
- eileen nearly didn't take her cow home today xD
- meisiew also kena T_T
Anyway, it didn't end there apparently.
I was in my room in the afternoon, with the air con on. Then there suddenly was sounds of the motor in the aircon. I was super startled, so i switched off the aircon. 15 minutes later, i switched it on again. And the darn sound started again. Was super pissed, so i turned around my chair and stared at it. The sound stopped.
Then a scratchy sound.
Then with a nice "plop" sound, a lizard tail was promptly spewed out of the aircon which landed on my floor.
I freaked out rarhs. Its still there, innocently and nonchalantly lying on the floor, looking absolutely pathetic. -_-
Ok anyway i looked back up at the aircon, and was super pissed to realise that that fcking lizard was still alive. Dao-ed the stupid thing and turned back to my com. Then the stupid creature went back into the aircon and started making noises. -_- With me waching videos summore.
Then the sounds stopped again.
I turned around.
In a nice parabolic path, the lizard flew out of the aircon in a shapely arc and landed "splat" on my floor.
And i freaked out again. I approached the disgusting 尸体 with loads of apprehension. It kinda jerked, so i jumped back. Anw, i thought it was dead/dying/at its limits, so i gleefully went "hah, you're dead you stupid lizard!"
But then anyway, after my bath, i came out and the darn thing was gone.
But i heard from my sis later that she saw it making its solitary way out of my room and down the stairs.
I can just imagine in my mind, the crippled lizard dragging its mess of a body, ambling slowly down my stairs. *shudders*
Anyway, i'm staring at that awful lizard tail, near my handphone charger. 实在太恶心了。 bleahhh....
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